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Old 06-26-2021, 05:32 PM
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I will be following this thread with interest to see if it changes my long-held belief that eating cold pizza for breakfast (or at any time) is a behavior that is tied to the Y chromosome.

Mr. B thinks cold pizza is fine, even, and especially, at breakfast. I don’t.

I will check back later to see if the anecdotal evidence in this thread proves my gender-based assumption wrong.

Btw, I also think that laughing about farts is a predisposition tied to the Y chromosome. If somebody farted at my book club, everyone would just pretend they had not noticed. But men think farts are funny and have been known to congratulate each other and even have contests.

I might be proven wrong on my gender-based cold pizza theory, but I think I am right on my farts-are-funny-only-to-males theory. It starts when they are little boys.

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Boomer, in my household the only one proud of his farts was my Welsh terrier. He would wag his tail and look around proudly, “That was me!”

Pizza cold or warm depends on the topping of the pizza and the kind of crust.

In high school I met a guy born in Italy who brought home made pizza to school for lunch. He gave me some to try, and said it was Italy’s signature dish. It was my first pizza ever and I really disliked it. Never had it again for two decades, even though he became my boyfriend. Then one day while visiting his mother, she offered some pizza straight out of the oven. I wanted to be polite so I had some…and it was good! I asked her for the recipe and now I make it myself sometimes.