An Atheist finds God.
Bear In The Woods - An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself. He looked ahead and saw a Bear charging towards him.
He ran but tripped and fell on the ground. The bear raised his paw to take a swipe at him.
At that instant the atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" A bright light shone upon the man and a voice from heaven asked, "You deny my existence for all of these years and now you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light. "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?" "Very well", said the Voice. The light went out, the sounds of the forest resumed. The bear then lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive, Amen."
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