Only In Florida
Only in Florida??
An old man goes into a drug store and says:
'Can I have 6 Viagra tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist,
'But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection,
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't **** on my slippers.'
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