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Originally Posted by DAVES
Panic is interesting. One friend bought a used home. I think it came with his new, used wife. Someone made a fallout shelter in the basement. It was so badly built that pieces kept falling.
We must have about 100 rolls of toilet paper. Gun sales have exploded. Best line I heard was people are buying guns to protect their toilet paper.
How many of us even know how to open a can without and electric can opener? How to use that hook thing on your boy-scout knife, if you can remember where the knife is?
May we never discover what will happen if....................
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I'm waiting for all the hoarders to rent my can opener. Please don't tell them to buy one. If they do there goes that plan, and I'll start having to hoard them too.