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Old 08-08-2021, 11:30 AM
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Panic is interesting. One friend bought a used home. I think it came with his new, used wife. Someone made a fallout shelter in the basement. It was so badly built that pieces kept falling.

We must have about 100 rolls of toilet paper. Gun sales have exploded. Best line I heard was people are buying guns to protect their toilet paper.

How many of us even know how to open a can without and electric can opener? How to use that hook thing on your boy-scout knife, if you can remember where the knife is?

May we never discover what will happen if....................
Best laugh I have had in a week........buy a gun to protect your toilet paper. Maybe you will be able to tell which people are non-violent and pacifists because they are the ones picking all the leaves off of those large-leafed trees?