FDA approves vaccine for emergency situation only:
"I ain't takin no danged vaccine, it's not even approved by the FDA! Experimentin on humans without our consent, that's what it is!"
1 week later, after the FDA gives full approval of the vaccine:
"Big pharma's gettin rich off our tax dollars on a drug they pushed through cause of politics! I ain't gettin no stankin jab!"
2 months later, after FDA approves experimental monoclonal antibody therapy:
"Martha, you go ahead to the square and enjoy yer line-dancin, I'mma git me some experimental jab, woo hoo!"
Because it just makes SO much sense.
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