I don't like painting either but it is instant gratification. I like Ralph Lauren from Home Depot. Only one coat and the Shoreline blue is so pretty. I think. However I liked your chocolate and butterscotch too EFF.
I don't think you should be doing stuff with St. Joseph in the mud. Would YOU like it? NOT! Next thing you know it will be the BVM. Hmmmf.
I know. I know. It worked, but should the end justify the means???