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Originally Posted by The Great Fumar
I would like to recommend a good Barber Shop .........John The Barber in Lady lake............Not only does he gives a good Haircut but he also shines my head ........My wife loves it as it makes me easier to find at Wal-mart...
Fumar the beacon
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Fumar,
Does that shined up head really make you easier to find? There are so many guys with those shiny heads. Finding Mr. Boomer in a crowd is not easy.
In fact, I have never lived down something that I once did at a party.
Picture it: A party one night at the house of some longtime friends. Lots of people there. Great conversation. Great food. A little night music. A little booze. A great evening.
It was summertime and the crowd was flowing in and out of the house. Inside brightly lit. Outside a big deck with lots of tables and candlelight. But still kind of dark out there on that crowded deck.
Mr. Boomer was already out on the deck and after awhile, I thought I would go out there, too.
Anyway, I saw a shiny head and so I worked my way through the crowd.
I walked up behind the man with the shiny head, to the candlelit table where he was sitting with a bunch of other people. As I stood behind the man with the shiny head, I started to rub his head. And I rubbed his head. And I kept on rubbing his head. Quite affectionately.
AND THEN!!!
My eyes finally focused from leaving total light to almost total dark, and the very first thing I focused in on was Mr. Boomer sitting there grinning at me, straight ACROSS the table from that other man with the shiny head. The shiny-head man I had been getting to know pretty well I think -- though I had never seen him before in my life!
Fumar, that is a true story. And as it turned out, the guy whose shiny head I had been rubbing was the host's friend from Michigan.....
FUMAR! WAS THAT YOU?!
Boomer