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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725
FBI: International - Wikipedia
The first episode of this new show looks promising even if it was part of a three show cross-over event about sex trafficking among the NYC elite using girls from Eastern Europe.
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Ok, if nobody else will say it, I will. Sorry, but I thought it was crap. The overacting was over the top, the script boring, and the idea of some 30-something running the entire European FBI bureau was absurd.
The worst was the last scene where the most evil bad guy in the history of mankind did his "Eaya-ha-ha! My lawyers will have me out of here in a hour" routine. I'm surprised they didn't have him twist his moustache, as they untied Perilous Pauline (or whatever her name was) from some railroad tracks, instead of just a bedroom in the mansion.
Next thing you know, they get a call, and all extradition procedings are dropped (in Cosovo or whichever former Soviet hellhole it is that allows Dr. Evil to keep a billion dollar mansion). A moment later, Dastardly Dan is being stuffed into a cop car by the perpetually outraged Good Muslim agent. Dan safely on his way to American Justice, the FBI is the triumphant over Evil, once again!
I didn't know whether to laugh or hurl.
Are they finally out of ideas for dumb cop shows? We usually watch the 1st two FBI's, at least until they start chasing the inevitable "White Supremacist", as required by Hollyweird every 3rd episode. Even this stupid story was engaging until they got to that last "FBI International" segment. Judging from the cast, they must have outsourced the writing for that segment to Hollyweird Junior College