I have an Aussie and the following is the way an Aussie thinks. lol
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A Doberman, a Poodle and a Mini Aussie died and are standing in front of God at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven.
God asks them all three, what they believe in?
The Doberman says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my owner."
"Good," says God, "take a seat on my right side."
"Poodle, what do you believe in?" Asked God.
The Poodle answers: "I believe in love and care from my owner as well as peace in the world."
"Ah," God said, "You can take a seat to my left side."
Then he looked at The Mini Aussie: "And what do you believe in?"
The Mini Aussie stood there, looked at him and answered :
"I believe you're sitting in my seat!"
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