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"Ken Lay, Jack Abramoff & Me: A Love Story"


"My Name is Bush: How to get into Yale & Harvard Without Even Trying"
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Nice tongue-in-cheek list.

Maybe you should consider:

My name is Al Gore and Bill and I were the only people to invite Ken Lay to the White House. We discussed 'cap and trade'. Ken thought it was a great idea since it could make lots of money for Enron.

I'm Al Gore and I flunked out of Vanderbilt three times.

I'm Al Gore and I invented the internet.