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Old 04-30-2009, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by BBQMan View Post
Nice tongue-in-cheek list.

Maybe you should consider:

My name is Al Gore and Bill and I were the only people to invite Ken Lay to the White House. We discussed 'cap and trade'. Ken thought it was a great idea since it could make lots of money for Enron.

I'm Al Gore and I flunked out of Vanderbilt three times.

I'm Al Gore and I invented the internet.
Oh, trust me, there's more than enough titles for the Clinton/Gore Library.

I'd start it with:

"What Is, is"

"A Presidential Guide to Cigars"

and finish with something like

"I AM the Internet"

They need to be "pithy" as O'Reilly would say!