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Originally Posted by SIRE1
Our friend had one on his windshield that rode all the way to his house. He even tried the windshield wiper trick, but the anole held on. When they got to their driveway, our friend didn't want to pull in to the garage because he didn't want the anole in there. Well the lizard jumped off the car and started to head into the garage anyway. Our friend jumped out of the car and ran into the garage to scare the lizard away. Well, that ole senior citizen wasn't going to scare a lizard, and the anole kept going. Our friend then decided to stomp his foot to scare the lizard. At which point the lizard had the last laugh. It ran up our friends leg inside his pants. There was a lot of yelling from our friend, and a lot of laughing by our friends wife, as our friend pulled his pants down while standing in the driveway trying to get the lizard off him. We will never ever forget that story!!!!!
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Sounds like “Mississippi Squirrel Revival.” by Ray Stevens.
