My final word on 'free" Christmas golf:
'Twas the day after Christmas
And all through the course
Not a divot was sanded
They showed no remorse
The bunkers had footprints
Right next to the rakes
Please use them you fools
That's all that it takes
And then I approached
What looked like a green
With ballmarks and scuff marks
Like I've never seen
The Morse's gave them
A day of free play
Too bad the destruction
Has ended this way
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