I was playing golf early one morning and looked up and there was a fella in his lanai smoking a cigar. The only thing he was wearing was his cigar. He puffed away like he was commander of the universe. A real porch pioneer he was.
He had the mindset of Lewis and Clark and the body of Homer Simpson. $1M+ house too.
Buck naked posh-porch-pioneers don't care about your drone.
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