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Originally Posted by triflex
I was playing golf early one morning and looked up and there was a fella in his lanai smoking a cigar. The only thing he was wearing was his cigar. He puffed away like he was commander of the universe. A real porch pioneer he was.
He had the mindset of Lewis and Clark and the body of Homer Simpson. $1M+ house too.
Buck naked posh-porch-pioneers don't care about your drone.
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Oh wonderful. Now I can’t un-see your description and I thought I had put the guy of my nightmares out of mind. Your imagery reminded me.
We bought in TV several years ago, after looking for a while.
It was funny you should say what you said because when we were looking for a house, I always said that it could not have a lanai that backed up to another lanai — because I figured my neighbor would end up being a cigar-smoking, buck naked (or is it butt naked?), loud-mouth guy, sitting around, watching his blaring television.
That guy was only in my real estate nightmares. He never actually happened because I was not taking any chances. When we walked into the house that backed up to a courtyard villa, that was it. We liked the house fine, but that wall behind it sealed the deal.
Boomer