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Originally Posted by BigSteph
I don't like that people bring pets into stores. I don't know when this started, but I cannot believe people cannot be separated from a pet for a few hours.
I was in a Waffle House last month and a couple brought a dog in a stroller and sat at the table next to me.
The waitress immediately said that they couldn't do that. The couple threw a fit -- I frankly didn't appreciate the drama or the dog. Interestingly, the waitress wasn't arguing that the dog couldn't be in a tight-quartered Waffle House, she was trying to tell them that the policy was that the dog lay on the floor. Very sanitary indeed.
Shirts and shoes required, dogs are ok.
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Two Men are Walking their Dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua)
They’re getting hungry and decided to grab a bite at a nearby restaurant. At the entrance of the door, a large sign reads: “NO DOGS ALLOWED”.
The man with the doberman says, “I know what to do, just follow my lead.” He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. The waiter points to the sign and says “I’m sorry sir, dogs are not allowed.” The man replies, “Oh, i’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A doberman for a guide dog?” The suspicious waiter asks.
“Yes, Dobermans are very loyal and protective. They’re born for the job” replied the man. The waiter sighs and leads the man to a table.
The second man throws on his sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A chihuahua for a guide dog?” The annoyed waiter asks.
“A chihuahua?” The man asks. “They gave me a chihuahua?!”