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Originally Posted by John-US
and to ride 3 deep side by side. to slow both lanes of travel Plus pick any of the 3 items below.
-play loud music with ear buds to calgon your fellow friends out the picture
-face time friends on speaker to be as obnoxious as possible(as shown on real housewives)
-have the largest bum in spandex - bakery at publix is wonderful for achieving this.
-tons of flashing lights
All cyclist approved as long as you have either a pink or green neon shirt which must be worn at all times outside of your undergarments
Hope this helps- just back from the club - they had wonderful bagels and cream cheese.
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Admit it, you made this up...
No one can find any cream cheese...
