LOL. This is funny!
Hoping to retire the next few months so I’m interested in T.V. Sipping tea from my couch in NJ and read this post. Wanted to make a comment about the job, “Influencer”. Apparently you have no idea what they do. 😜 🤡
I’ve been corporate and used computers all my career and starting a YouTube channel to be an influencer is HARD WORK!
Thank goodness for them! ❤️👍
I know of a job where you just buy a LARGE spray bottle of sunscreen - you’d walk around squirting and annoying people. Sounds like you fit well in this position. 👍🤣

Jobs currently on the list:
1. Influencer
2. Life coach
3. Public intellectual
4. Spiritual advisor
5. gigolo
A few have occurred to me since the invasion of Ukraine
6. Oligarch
7. Crony
Crony oligarch seems the best paying, but that requires political connections. Now, politician requires no special skills or training, and it can be done with a minimum of work, so it might be on the list, but I refuse to sink below gigolo.[/QUOTE]