[Just jimmy]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

But they left because:

They couldn't get a tee time on the execs
They didn't like the tight lies on the fairways
They found too much dog poop
The traffic was too heavy
No one saved a seat for them at the squares
They thought the champ courses cost too much
They didn't like the "greedy" developers
They thought the impact fees were too low
They didn't like the food at ............ (fill in the blank)
The turnpike was too noisy
and there were too many whiners on TOTV

And there is no Costco