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Originally Posted by Bay Kid
I have been a Virginian all my life. My Florida friends have told me I should become a Florida resident. Is it really worth the change?
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It is really worth it? Look at all you get!
Heat
Humidity
Snakes
Alligators
Cockroaches
Cubans
Big bugs: mosquitoes, fire ants, large flying roaches
Swamps
Hurricanes
Tornadoes
Sinkholes
Millions of tourists and snowbirds
Limited public transportation
Bad traffic and bad drivers
Higher crime rates
Inflated housing prices
Algae blooms
Mold
Expensive insurance costs
High sales taxes
Rising sea levels
Falling iguanas
Shark attacks (Daytona is the Shark Bite Capital of the World)
Yes, all this and more await you in beautiful sunny Florida!