Some time back (not in TV) a guy knocked. When I answered he said that he represented (blank) Home Security Systems and that I had been selected to receive and have installed their top home security system (or some such line) at a 50% discount. Only kicker was that it had to done TODAY.
I looked at him for a time and said slowly, "I have security. .38 caliber security. My wife, too".
He spun around and left in a big hurry.
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