God and the Devil decided to meet halfway between Heaven and Hell for a meeting.
They needed a Bridge to span the distance.
To make it interesting they made a wager. Each would build half the bridge and first one to the middle was the winner.
God summoned all the engineers and they designed the most fabulous bridge in History.
But when God looked out towards Hell He saw the Devil had finished his portion of the Bridge already. God was puzzled and asked the Devil how he did it so fast.
The Devil said, "You may have all the engineers but I have all the contractors."
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