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Originally Posted by retiredguy123
one more engineer joke.
Two engineers were riding their bikes and one says "that is a very nice bicycle, where did you get it?" the other engineer says that he was walking in the park and a woman rode up on a bicycle, she took off all of her clothes, and said, "take anything you want". The other engineer replied, "i think you made a good choice. Those clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."
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teacher says todays subject matter will be computing the human reproduction cycle.
10 year old sheldon immediately raises and says there's no need for this class because i have the answer.
The professor asks him to share and sheldon states,
the angle of the dangle=
the heat of the meat times
the mass of the asz