A man married a woman who had been married 25 years and was now a widow. On their honeymoon night, she said to him,
"please be gentle, I am a virgin." The surprised groom said.. "but, but.. you were married 25 years! How could you possibly still be a virgin??" His wife replied "My husband was a Bell Labs engineer, and each night he'd sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good our sex life was going to be in the very near future."
(caveat - I worked for AT&T for 30+ years in engineering and plant management, this tale was a jab at our Bell Labs brothers)
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