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Originally Posted by DAVES
The sad reality, we are not 20 anymore. Amusing? Ponce DeLeon discovered Florida in search of the fountain of youth. The Villages in here. With all the digging are they really building homes or searching for the fountain of youth. Imagine home values if they find it.
The best pain killers are opioids. Every drug has side effects. Opioids have as well as being habit forming, the effect diminishes and the does needs to be increased making addiction worse. Aside the same is true of Steroids.
I think it was George Burns who said if I knew I was gonna live this long I woulda taken better care of myself.
Where is that fountain of youth? I need it.
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His better line was his response to the inquiry: "Mr. Burns, you drink 4 martinis and smoke 6 cigars each day, what does your doctor think about that?"
George: I don't know, he's dead
