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This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors,

to all of you who know seniors,

and to all of you who will become seniors.

It pays to be able to laugh about it when you are!

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"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"

The irate customer calling the newspaper office,

loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday,

The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone,

followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

"Well, siht, so that's why no one was at church today."