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Old 06-27-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ConeyIsBabe View Post
With a family history of diabetes, Alzheimers, Parkinsons, low I.Q, osteoporosis, etc.......... I do everything within my control to stay healthy. So far it's working ! Almost 71 and I don't have to take any prescribed meds!

I lowered my own high cholesterol by diet alone, exercise minimally, weigh less than 130# size 10, never smoked, drink once-in-a-while to be sociable; I DO NOT eat any red meat, dairy, deli-food, processed products, junk food, soda pop, and I don't feel deprived! . I love to eat out a lot - mostly Thai food, and am very selective! WORKS FOR ME !
Well, it sure sounds like you didn't inherit the low IQ. You go girl!!!!!

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Here is a little joke I just heard:
76-year-old Harry goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.

The doctor said, "Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Harry replied, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on... When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said.

A little later in the day, the doctor called Harry's wife. "Ethel," he said, "Harry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaimed. "He's peeing in the fridge again!

Last edited by Keedy; 06-27-2009 at 08:41 PM.