WHILE TAKING MY YEARLY PHYSICAL LAST WEEK I ASKED MY DOCTOR ..??
DOC' I SEZ, IF I QUIT SMOKING , DRINKING AND RUNNING AROUND WITH WOMEN , WILL I LIVE TO BE 100.........
HE SCRATCHED HIS HEAD AND SAID ,
WELL NO, BUT IT WILL DAMN SURE SEEM LIKE IT........
HE IS THE SAME WONDERFUL DOCTOR THAT IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE OPERATION , FOR $10.00 HE WILL TOUCH UP YOUR X-RAYS.....
FIT AS A FIDDLE FUMAR
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be, Also
my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.