I had a phone call like that about a year ago. I decided to play with him. His name was Tommy and he needed money.
Tommy: Grandma can you help me? I'm in trouble.
Me: Why don't you call your dad?
Tommy: I can't, he'll get really mad at me.
Me: Well, ask you mom.
Tommy: I can't, she'll tell my dad.
Me: Tommy, I have a question for you.
Tommy: What grandma?
Me: I never had children, so how can you be my grandson?
Tommy: You just wasted my time.
Then he hung up on me. That was a lot of fun!
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