So we finally get settled, sorta, in our humble abode. Because we have no food in the house we go to the grocery. In one store they were passing out samples of "apple mini bites" - miniature apple pies. Just nuke em for 90 seconds. Awesome!!! That and another 23 pound bag of M&M's, couple gallons of milk, and some non essentials like meat & bread. Once back at home it's time to nuke the mini apple dudes. I place 6 on a paper plate, program zapper to cook em for 90 seconds - DING & DUN. Oh Boy!!!

Holy

these things need to cool. Leave em on the counter. I return to the LR and watch Lifetime Movie Network with Mrs "F". But of course. A few minutes later - Where's Teddy? He walks from the kitchen licking his paws. Normally he does this after he eats. Ding, dong, dahm.... I ran to the plate that "WAS" on the counter only to find the mini bites were history. Too hot for human consumption but not for canine. Mrs "F" asked me "Do ya think he'd eat a turkey?" Yeah - that's happened before.