[larbud]

Saturday's Funny !!! 😂😂😂

British secret agent, James Bond, walks into the casino lounge and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman at the bar. He gives her a quick glance and then casually looks at his gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date running late?”
“No,” answers 007. “I was just given this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and I’m field testing it.”
“Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so special about it?”
“It uses alpha waves to communicate with me telapathically,” explains the tall dark secret agent.
“Well then,” begins the woman. “What is it telling you now?”
Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It says that you aren’t wearing any panties.”
The woman laughs and replies, “Well, it’s not working, that special watch… because I am wearing panties!”
Bond smirks, taps the face of the watch with his index finger “Bloody thing’s running an hour fast!”