[Bonanza]

Originally Posted by Dotneko

Would the folks too lazy to get up in the morning be happier to hear trash cans bang, bang, banging every 50 feet twice a week?
Those metal alarm clocks would be worse.

Not a problem. You're living in the dark ages.
The bang, bang trash cans you describe are obsolete.
The current heavy-duty trash cans are made of heavy plastic and don't bang bang!
Problem solved.