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Old 09-19-2022, 01:30 PM
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Default The widow hunter

Four little old ladies were sitting at the bar at Margarita Republic when Lenny "the widow hunter" limped by, doffed his Korean War Veteran cap and wished the ladies a good evening. Lenny had his sights set on a sassy little blue head at the other end of the bar.
The first little old lady leaned in and said "I heard he has a tattoo on his thingy."
The second exclaimed "Is that right?"
The third little old lady responded "Yup!"
The fourth chimed in with " I heard it reads "Tiny!"
The third little old lady whispered "Nope, it reads Ticonderoga, NY."