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Originally Posted by Ralphy
Is an egg a boneless, skinless chicken?
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Is a scrambled egg a scrambled chicken or a scrambled fetus?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway.
Why do we get on a plane and not in it.
Is the landing of a plane really the FINAL approach? Do they throw away the plane after that.
George Carlin had a lot of fun with these.