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Originally Posted by Two Bills
I was told many years ago, that the punishment for going to hell, was to stand in eternity in a sea of poop. Evidently is wasn't as bad as new arrivals thought, until they found out The Devil went water skiing on it daily!  |
I heard a different version of it, where Satan was giving a newbie a tour and everyone was standing knee deep in manure drinking coffee. Just before moving on, Satan shouted "OK, coffee break is over. Back on your heads.
