OK, you are dead meat. I don't mind that you posted the pictures of the handsome linen MAN, but did you have to get my backside in the pictures?
Here's the story: This poor handsome drunk man was dancing ,. ., ., all by himself, and of course, the "linens". I couldn't take it anymore; watching this poor handsome drunk man dancing all alone while his wife made conversation with the other two couples at their table. So I joined him, and brought along my own linens. Hence - The Linen Dance was born.
Hope to see you Saturday night at Red Sauce, where you two can join in the fun and LINEN DANCE. (Hopefully, the cute linen dancer will be there too).
8 pm. Be there or be square. Thanks again Kathie. Remind me next time to put a linen over your camera. LOL

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