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Originally Posted by ElDiabloJoe
I golf for the exact same reason I fish. I don't do either to actually play golf or go fishing. They are simply excuses for drinking.
Golden Rule: Most important thing in golf is taking birdie shots. Preferably moonshine. Golfing itself is secondary. More like tertiary. Probably even less than that. It's:
1. Birdie Shots;
2. Cruising around in golf carts;
3. Hanging out with buddies;
4. Having cigars;
5. Being outdoors;
6. Not doing "honey-do's;"
7. Maybe golf.
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I remember years ago, my wife asked me "Why do you like golf so much? You're gone for 6 hours!"
My confused facial expression must have been quite amazing, because she then replies, "Oh, never mind..."
I love it when they can answer their own questions!