Three Viking ships head into a bay on the English coast.
Two arrive smartly and beached close together, their warriors lining up in good order.
Third ship was all over the shop, and finally beached after hitting one of the other boats.
Crew staggered ashore and barely formed a line.
Captain of first ship declared they would do all the killing.
Second captain said his men would take care of the looting.
Third captain turned to his near comatose crew and said,
"Sorry lads, looks like we got Rape again!"
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