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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
Global warming on golf courses that cut down trees but replaced herds of farting cows located next to turnpike noise that suddenly appeared after closing on a home that requires navigating a RB with snowbirds going the wrong way on their way to the overcrowded town squares, while getting passed by speeders, where dogs poop and owners don't clean up after them before waiting 2 hours to get a table in a restaurant that now adds 3% for using credit cards and serves lousy food at a premium cost.
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Lol.
Like the "perfect country-western song, by David Allen Coe:
"Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train"