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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
Global warming on golf courses that cut down trees but replaced herds of farting cows located next to turnpike noise that suddenly appeared after closing on a home that requires navigating a RB with snowbirds going the wrong way on their way to the overcrowded town squares, while getting passed by speeders, where dogs poop and owners don't clean up after them before waiting 2 hours to get a table in a restaurant that now adds 3% for using credit cards and serves lousy food at a premium cost.
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You forgot to shoehorn "the bleaching of the coral reefs" in there...
Oh, and the deafening noise from the "stinky" golf carts, mowers, edgers and leaf blowers that seem to happen 24/7...