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Originally Posted by jimjamuser
Simply because someone MUST do it (crap on golfers) because so MANY people in La, La Land are OVERLY enamored by the SKILL (I won't call it a game) (just like shooting pool on a LARGE, WASTEFUL table). The game just BEGS to be criticized. So, I help bring back perspective to the ACTIVITY (swing a BIG club at a helpless LITTLE ball - then jump in a polluting, stinky (your nose knows that IS true) and chase the little bugger down the BIG green waste of land.
.....I think with a screen to catch a drive and a 2nd shot that through good electronics and A.I. that a REALLY good approximation of the less important shots (drive and 2nd shot) would work out just GREAT. Then a golfer could just WALK to a nearby P + P hole and finish up with the SKILL shots
........Walla....... the combination of the 2 would yield ALL the advantages of the regular long and wide fairways game........ and with none or fewer of the DISadvantages. I rest my case your Honors.
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Walla (sp)?
Someone MUST do it? No, a sane person would ignore threads that don't interest them. But, as usual, you just can't help yourself...
All you've done is explain that you know absolutely nothing about golf and that you're nothing but a TROLL who feels he MUST crap on golf threads...
What about golfers with EVs? Are they allowed to play? And when I play golf, I don't smell the carts at all. I smell freshly cut grass... But you wouldn't know that so, as usual, you make up garbage...
Do you have a clue as to how expensive those golf simulators are? That you can't just leave them outside all day, as the heat (and humidity) will destroy them? (they ARE computers, after all...)
And which shots are "less important"? The all count as 1 Stroke... Which are the "skill shots"? Oh, right, you know nothing about the game, so there you go, making up more garbage...
Baseball (which you'll have to agree, is more of an exertion than golf) is someone swinging a big wooden bat at a helpless little ball...
Tennis (one of your favorite sports) smashes a sweet fuzzy widdle ball with a racquet, propelling it at well over 100 mph... The HORROR!
Do you participate in ANY competitive sports? I'd wager you don't... Were you the guy picked last in gym class? Is that why you hate competitive sports so much?
P.S. The correct spelling is "Voila"... Please don't try to be erudite... It doesn't suit you...