[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by JohnN

A man went into a bar, sat down and ordered a beer. He noticed a huge jar full of $10 bills and asked the barkeep about it. The barkeep said “It’s got over $10,000 and you’re welcome to try to win it, it’ll cost you $10.” The man asked how, and the barkeep says “You’ve got to do 3 things, 1st-drink a firth of tequila within an hour, 2nd-go to the alley and remove the rotten tooth from the Rotweiller chained out there, 3rd-go upstairs and have sex with the 90 year old virgin up there- all within 3 hours.

Then you win the $10 thousand.” The man thought about it, took out $10 and said “I’ll try it”. He barely finished the tequila in time, then he staggered out to the alley. There was a huge commotion of barking, snarling, and screaming that went on for 30 minutes. The man came back into the bar, still staggering but now bloody and bruised. He said to the barkeep-“OK now, where’s the woman with the bad tooth?”

An oldie but goodie...

The way I heard it, the guy's last two tasks included a polar bear and...well...thought police and all...