For over a decade I’ve dreamed of buying a home in TV and that dream became a reality 3 weeks ago. Whenever I was asked where I wanted to retire and spoke enthusiastically about TV I received “that look” or comments about STD’s, orgies and swingers. I came up with the perfect response and it works every time. With a big smile and a laugh I say “I’m so glad you heard that rumor! Please do me a favor and keep spreading it because it’s getting really crowded and I wish less people would move to TV”.
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