A guy walked into a bar. Sitting down, he said to the barkeep, "If I show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender said "Sure", so the guy takes a tiny piano and a tiny man out of his pocket, and the man starts playing the piano. The bartender is amazed and says "That is amazing, here's your free drink. Where did you get him?" The guy replies "I got him from a genie out in the alley".
The bartender goes out to the alley, is gone a bit, and returns being chases by thousands of ducks! The bartender yells, "That genie can't hear very well, I asked for a million bucks!" The man replied, "Did you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
