[ThirdOfFive]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, “Can you men name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”
And thus began my life of celibacy...

Good one.

My wife claims that any woman can keep any man happy by following three simple rules:

1. Good food,
2. good sex, and
3 don't b!tch too much.

My wife is a wise woman.