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Old 02-12-2023, 08:58 AM
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A wife is standing naked in front of a full length mirror in the bedroom. She says to her husband, "Honey, I'm old, fat, and ugly. I really need a complement". The husbands says, "Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect".