Updated twist on old joke:
What is celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, my husband and I listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
She then addressed the women, “Can you men name and describe your husband's favorite flower?”
My husband interjected, faced the other men in the crowd and said with a loud snicker, "The ones I haven't taken yet amiright?”
And thus began his new life of poverty and celibacy.
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