[katezbox]

So.... a man is sitting in a bar and sees three very attractive blonde women, sitting at a table nearby. He sees that they are drinking Dom Perignon. Every few minutes they chant "four to six years, four to six years". He is quite intrigued.

As they are starting on a second bottle of Dom a fourth blonde walks in, carrying a framed jigsaw puzzle of a kitten and puppy. She joins in the champagne drinking and the chanting of "four to six years." The chanting grows louder.

He can no longer contain his curiosity and walks over to their table. He tells them that he is intrigued by their celebration but can't fathom a guess as to why they are chanting and if it has to to with the puzzle. They laugh and one of the women tells him...

"Well, we are all blonde (as you can see) and we have grown tired of being thought of as dumb. And today we have proved it."

"How so," asks the man.

One of the other women replies, "we started putting this puzzle together last week and finished it today. It took us just one week."

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The man looks puzzled until the women all shreik,








"and the box said, four to six years!"