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Originally Posted by Maker
So if alligators never are a danger to attack, perhaps you might want to watch a replay of On Patrol Live from Sat 3/4
In Daytona Beach, a man came out of his house and there was an alligator on his porch. The man had no reason to do such a "foolish thing". He was bit bad enough to need to go to a hospital. Lucky to be alive because the alligator was likely startled. Had it been looking for a human meal, the guy would be dead.
Police called a trapper and the alligator was shot dead on live television. The reason - they are a danger to people.
But... Only stupid people have to worry? It never happens? Irrational fear?
Sure... keep saying that.
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Like car accidents (Wait, those happen a whole lot more), stove top fires (Wait, those happen a whole lot more) falling off of a ladder at home (Wait, that happens a whole lot more), dog bites (Wait, those happen a whole lot more) and choking on food (Wait, that happens a whole lot more), ingrown toenails…
I recommend the next time you see the gator you can’t stand: jump in with a Bowie knife, wrestle the culprit, gut it, skin it on shore, leave it out to dry, use the bones for a fire, slow cook the meat and eat it slowly staring down all other trespassing varmints while you relax on shore…. It will be a warning to all those coming for you.
Never run from fear or it can get you from behind, always look towards danger so you know how to react.